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It's my Wedding Anniversary

Today it is my 2nd wedding anniversary, so I thought I would share a poem that I wrote for our wedding. It is a remix of a classic:

He never leaves the seat up Or wet towels upon the floor The toothpaste has the lid on And he always shuts the door!

She’s not clean and tidy But she loves to feed him food Enter the kitchen at your peril In case she's cooking nude!

He’s a very active person To miss a workout is a sin Where as she likes lazy days And drinking lots of gin!

She’s thoughtful when he looks at her A smile upon his face Will he look that good in 50 years When his dentures aren’t in place?!

He says he loves her figure And her mental prowess too But when gravity takes her over She will charm with her IQ

She says she loves his kindness And his patience is a must And of course she thinks he’s handsome Which in her eyes is a plus!

They’re both not wholly perfect But who are we to judge He can be a tad stubborn Whereas she won’t even budge!

All that said and done They love the time they spend together And I hope as I’m sure you do That this fine day will last forever.

He’ll be more than just her husband He’ll also be her best friend And she’ll be more than just his wife She’ll be his soul mate ‘till the end.

Here is an actual picture of us at our wedding.

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